Best insults of all time
me as a parent
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
THIS THIS THIS FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD
ANYONE WHO SAYS THAT HE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING IS A TURDWAFFLE WHO NEEDS TO GO RETAKE BASIC HIGH SCHOOL GOVERNMENT CLASSES TO UNDERSTAND WHY THE PRESIDENT CAN’T MAGICALLY CHANGE EVERYTHING WITH A WAVE OF A MAGIC WAND.
I DO NOT CALL PEOPLE TURDWAFFLES EASILY BUT THERE YOU ARE
(now that’s not to say that I’m not angry about some things he has done—drones being high on that list, but don’t you dare say he hasn’t tried to do what he said he was gonna do here in the US oh my actual fucking Primus)
this just in, gays are smelly friendless demons(via lgbtlaughs)
"No, I’m not going to take some of Spongebob’s pics down to make room for your drawing— that’d be ridiculous. Go put it somewhere else. Share it online for all I care. Just get it out of my sight.”
*laughs* … *cries*